1) You're not an asshole. You were raised by humans. Decent humans, amazingly. This puts you a half-step out of sync with everyone else. You never learned to be consistently irrational.
2) Anyone who goes out of their way to point out that they think you're an asshole has a hidden agenda. It may be a desire to genuinely help you . . . but then again, it may be a desire to get something out of you.
3) I am a card-carrying dyed-in-the-wool 100% pure grade asshole. That's one of the ways I know you're not one.
4) Everyone has three things: an opinion, an anus, and what I delicately like to call "issues." Some people see their issues glaringly reflected by you, and can't handle it.
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Date: 2003-08-27 10:12 pm (UTC)2) Anyone who goes out of their way to point out that they think you're an asshole has a hidden agenda. It may be a desire to genuinely help you . . . but then again, it may be a desire to get something out of you.
3) I am a card-carrying dyed-in-the-wool 100% pure grade asshole. That's one of the ways I know you're not one.
4) Everyone has three things: an opinion, an anus, and what I delicately like to call "issues." Some people see their issues glaringly reflected by you, and can't handle it.