Yes, I know it wouldn't work for numerous reasons...

[wolfwings]

...but it's still funny, damnit.

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

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[notaritelain.livejournal.com]

maybe so...*chuckles*

[shabm.livejournal.com]

Actually, the DoA makes a number of mistakes, and they kill many more cows than they need to.

Forgot the <blockquote> tag...

[wolfwings.livejournal.com]

...but it's a quote that's been floating around the internet lately. It's not my actual thoughts on the matter, just one of those over-idealized 'cute' things to share. :-)

[freudian-lisp.livejournal.com]

I think we should put that little girl, aka Trackingsystem, from Heroes on the job, fo' shizzle!

Quick!

[wolfwings.livejournal.com]

Point Molly at the Mexicans! It's our only hope!