Yes, I know it wouldn't work for numerous reasons...

[wolfwings]

...but it's still funny, damnit.

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

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[freudian-lisp.livejournal.com]

I think we should put that little girl, aka Trackingsystem, from Heroes on the job, fo' shizzle!

Quick!

[wolfwings.livejournal.com]

Point Molly at the Mexicans! It's our only hope!